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In the United States we have 11 federal holidays, an extra on every four years for inauguration day. But what about the holidays that aren’t talked about? The poor holidays that are being left behind to be forgotten! Make sure on April 9th to send a little extra love to your local unicorn and celebrate National Unicorn Day with a magical friend. Let out a little sea shanty with your friends on September 19th, which is National Talk like a Pirate Day. If you’re feeling hungry, April 11th is National Cheese Fondue Day, get your snacks ready! On June 4th give an extra snuggle to your fuzzy feline friend on National Hug your Cat Day. Every day is a holiday if you think outside the box, which you can do on January 19th, National Think Outside the Box Day.