SATIRE

During a recent concert in Manchester, United Kingdom, Justin Bieber felt it necessary to “storm” offstage in reaction to hyped fans shouting during brief breaks in several of his renowned songs. Most fans booed after his initial response to leave, but JB’s staff tells reporters the commotion is only half of the story.

“I have been told by the Biebs himself to tell you that he had merely forgotten to eat lunch, and upon realizing this, he walked off during a song break to get a snack,” explains Arnold Artie, Bieber’s chief-of-specialized-JB-necessities-staff. “His fans, understandably, were upset, but Bieber tells me he would never ‘storm’ away from them in that manner.”

However, some are refuting this argument.

“When he performed in Atlantic City in July, Justin yelled at his fans for throwing presents onstage, saying they ruined ‘the vibe’ and that he ‘probably didn’t want that’ anyway,” says Lacey Lance, a once avid Bieber fan.

Lacey was very passionate in her dispute against Bieber, although she did make some controverting counterpoints for him. We are still unsure whether or not Lacey truly knows what her viewpoints are on the matter.

“Artie doesn’t know JB like I do. He was born on March 1^st, 1994. His fave color is purple. Bieber is totally cute and all, and he even said once, ‘I’m not sure about the [political] parties. But whatever they have in Korea, that’s bad.’ So obviously, he’s really in tune with what’s going in the world and so smart. But I can’t stand him, which is why I now always respond to the question, ‘are you a JB fan?’ with ‘I’m a post-belieber.’ That’s past tense, by the way.”

Many have brought up Bieber’s past destructive conduct, such as his DUI and arrest for assault in Ontario, and his arrest in Miami Beach after an alleged illegal street race.

“Is Bieber really a safe dude?” asks Richard Richie, a recent JB concert-goer. “Like, seriously, I don’t think so. Like, he’s totally buggin’. I think he might, like, be a Martian or something ‘cause that guy’s creepin’ me out, dude.”

But Arnold Artie fervently disagrees.

“JB IS INCREDIBLE, OKAY!? HE’S JUST A LITTLE HUNGRY.”

Arnold Artie made sure to reassure us of JB’s supposed mentality.

“Justin has always said, ‘…You were born to be something special and if you believe you can achieve.’ Never say never, beliebers. JB will pull through, because dreams really do come true. Justin is definitely #blessed. Haters gonna’ hate, ya’know. Bieber even once said, ‘As hard as I’ve tried, I don’t know how not to be adorable.’ Now does that sound like a mad guy to you?”

This is a satire based off of the following article:

http://www.cnn.com/videos/entertainment/2016/10/24/justin-bieber-walks-off-stage-orig.cnn